Monday, June 30, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Whoever Wears This Is A Total Ass-Wipe
"This photo by Judah S. Harris of Charmin shows the winning entry in this year's Toilet Paper Wedding Dress contest. "
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Important Government Health Warning
Rear Admiral Steven K. Galson, M.D., M.P.H., Acting Surgeon General of the United States Department of Health and Human Services issued a report today warning Americans to "...cease the swallowing of gum or any gum-like substances."
This warning is backed by findings stumbled upon by a private scientific institute in Wichita, KS, conducting a study on the potential relationship between dextrose and flatulence.
(See below for a photograph of participants in the double-blind case study).
Monday, June 9, 2008
Friday, June 6, 2008
Toddler Astounds Local Community
Providence, RI -- 1 year-old Stewart Gilligan Griffin of Quahog shocked family members when he created life-like weapons out of Legos. His superior mechanical skills lead many to think him the next great architect or engineer. The toddler wasn't available for comment (because he can't speak yet) but his father, Peter Griffin said "Nah (sic) I think this one's an actor...keeps pretending to shoot his mother, it's the cutest thing."
Thursday, June 5, 2008
What Is 'Fornication Under Consent of the King'?
As a follow-up to our May 21 post, it's worth reporting that additional evidence has been delivered to the FCC for review in the "Jeopardy Profanity" suit. (Watch Stephen closely).
