Thursday, November 13, 2008

Love Will Find A Way

While most companies have scaled down operations in response to the down economy, one industry remains unaffected: the business of love. announced in a press release yesterday that they have expanded their online dating service to the Middle East, stating "Our business has not experience a dip in earnings, as money can't buy me love. It's also important to note that my love don't cost at thing."

Friday, October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Update: New Fad Diet Is Sweeping the Nation

To follow up on our July 8 post about advancements in dieting, researchers in Djormom, Norway have found an even more effective method to burn calories while consuming them. It's called 'Getting Punched While Eating" - the video below depicts numerous successful attempts.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend.

For more information on the following position, visit Best of Craigslist:

I've been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I'm 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I'm old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I'm willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, "Ahha, we meet again". That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

New Fad Diet Is Sweeping The Nation

A new weight-loss trend is allowing people to burn calories while consuming them -- it's called "Crying While Eating" and experts say it's a healthy way to shed a few pounds. "It's a particularly effective method, as fatties typically have a lot to cry about," says Dr. Van Nostren of the UCSF Medical Center.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Friday, July 4, 2008

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Tyson Gay, World-class Sprinter, Caught in the Middle of a War of Words

popular Christian website published an article on American sprinter Tyson Gay after he covered the distance of 100 meters this past weekend faster than an human in the history of the world. Little did the website owners realize that their strict policy of always replacing the word 'gay' with the word 'homosexual' would come back to bite them.

The site reads:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Don't Rely On Online Translation Services Too Much

Apparently the Chinese characters say 'Cafe'.

Monday, June 30, 2008