Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Important Government Health Warning

Rear Admiral Steven K. Galson, M.D., M.P.H., Acting Surgeon General of the United States Department of Health and Human Services issued a report today warning Americans to "...cease the swallowing of gum or any gum-like substances."

This warning is backed by findings stumbled upon by a private scientific institute in Wichita, KS, conducting a study on the potential relationship between dextrose and flatulence.

(See below for a photograph of participants in the double-blind case study).


1 comment:

Dianne said...

These participants look pretty happy. Maybe the government should issue a health recommendation instead of a warning. If it tastes good and feels good, isn't it good? .....twss