Thursday, May 1, 2008

Shimmy-By Shooting

Recent reports have shown a string of gang affiliations in suburban New Jersey elementary schools. Most notable has been the flashing of the 'hand on hip' gang sign, and numerous head-butt attacks utilizing bangs hair-sprayed to stone-like consistency. Anonymous interviews have brought to light the motivation behind many of these attacks - "The tooth-fairy don't need to know they not mine."


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