Thursday, May 22, 2008

Too Bad S/He Didn't Go With 'Princess'

The artist presently known as Prince's true identity was exposed Sunday when her former manager released this topless photo:


When asked what motivated him distributed the photo, Maury Ballstein replied, "Revenge. I got sick of her outbursts, throwing apparel at me and crying, later blaming it all on PMS. The final straw was when she threatened to cancel our most lucrative show at Madison Square Garden, because it was the same night as the 'Sex and the City' film release. This was my collateral, and I used it."

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